This s a special moment right now,
We�d like to take this time to tell all the kids at home,
Send your parents out of the room this is a kid�s song.
Life�s gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Life�s gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now.
Hey! If you know the words, Sing along!
You�re gonna hafta mow the lawn,
Do the dishes, make your bed.
You�re gonna hafta go to school until you�re seven-teen.
It�s gonna seem about three times as long as that
You might have to go to war, shoot a gun, kill a nun.
You might have to go to war, when you get out of school.
Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse.
You�re gonna hafta deal with stress
Deal with stress, deal with stress.
You�re gonna be a giant mess
When you get back from the war.
Santa Clause does not exist, and there�s no Easter Bunny,
You�ll find out when you grow up, that Big Bird isn�t funny.
(funny, funny, hahahahaha!)
Life�s gonna suck when you grow up,
When you grow up, when you grow up
Life�s gonna suck when you grow up,
It sucks pretty bad right now.
You�re gonna end up smoking crack, on your back, face the fact.
You�re gonna end up hooked on smack, and then you�re gonna die.
And then you�re gonna die-ie-ie-ie-ie.
Something for the kids,
Well, I think I smell a lawsuit in that one, What do you think?
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