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How to own an 8year old?

Door aoj
op di. 1 mei. '07 - 08:29

How To Defeat an 8 Year Old

In 4 Easy Steps

Twisted Evil

Contrary to popular belief, this feat is not very difficult to achieve. 8 year olds are pretty stupid and helpless. Using my years of experience as the grammar school bully, I have decided to write this informative piece of literature for anyone looking to pick on someone smaller than them. In this how-to guide I shall show you how to completely destroy an 8 year old child in 4 easy steps. Things you will need:

1.) Make sure your 8 year old is wearing the following:

a) T-shirt

b) Underwear

2.) At least 2 grown ups.

3.) Some grass

4.) A camera

With these basic tools you can humiliate any 8 year old you come into contact with. Why would you want to destroy an 8 year old you may ask? Because they are little and weak and you are big and strong. As a stronger individual, it is your duty to completely own ALL those weaker than you; even children. Why do we do anything? Because we can. Below are the the required steps necessary for proper ownage.

Step 1

Use your superior strength to pin the child to the ground. If he gives you too much trouble enlist the help of another adult, possibly the grandmother, as shown in the following illustration.

Once the child is on the ground proceed to pull his underwear up and over the outer clothing "wedgie style". Once that has been done, bring back the feet and neatly tuck them into the overlapping underwear to use the natural tension as a restraining device.

Step 2

Once their feet are securely in position it is time to start with the grass stuffing. This step works best if the grass is wet or possibly located under a small amount of fecal matter. Make sure not to stuff grass up the shirt, as we will soon see that that would be a waste of time. The most logical place for grass stuffing is down the under shorts as illustrated in the following picture.

Step 3

Once the grass has been properly stuffed you are ready for step three. Step three is perhaps the most important step because it completes the "total package" ownage. While securing the child with a knee to the kidney, slowly lift their shirt over the top, back portion of the head. Just as in the underwear/foot scenario, the natural tension will do the rest for you.

Step 4

There is nothing left to do now but stand back and laugh your fucking ass off. At this point your 8 year old has been sufficiently owned and you have demonstrated your superior strength and intellect. It is now time to take out your camera and snap a picture for prom night or to post on the internet.

NOTE - Only 1 child was harmed in the writing of this article.

!! VERGEET NIET TE RATE !!


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32 reacties

1. mr_arjen

di. 1 mei. '07 - 08:37

Spermacel

hu zalig

2. piejie22

di. 1 mei. '07 - 08:44

Studentje

Lol, mooi bedacht
10

3. DvRtje

di. 1 mei. '07 - 08:48

Bevruchte Eicel

ocharme dat kindje Mr. Green

4. metal clown

di. 1 mei. '07 - 08:52

Bevruchte Eicel

uitteste die handel:D

5. bertje

di. 1 mei. '07 - 09:01

Peuter

lol, ne keer testen ip scoole Razz

6. Pr0xje^

di. 1 mei. '07 - 09:05

Tiener

haha

7. Neil

di. 1 mei. '07 - 09:05

Studentje

whahah ajammer da mijn broertje 20 is .. Razz

8. boarder

di. 1 mei. '07 - 09:06

Bevruchte Eicel

:') begaaide nest xD maar eigelek is het best wel laf om zo'n jong kind neer te halen

9. ellie

di. 1 mei. '07 - 09:06

Spermacel

hahahha , ocharme die kleinen, maar wel ene om te testen Mr. Green

10. yeah

di. 1 mei. '07 - 09:27

Bevruchte Eicel

lol en nu die kleinen me nen baby tus Razz

11. puber

di. 1 mei. '07 - 09:36

Spermacel

goe gevonde haha Mr. Green

12. marlies

di. 1 mei. '07 - 09:50

Baby

als er iemand het thuis geprobeerd heeft.....posten die handel Razz

13. motorfreak01

di. 1 mei. '07 - 10:08

Spermacel

thx voor de tip Wink

zal nu en ton eens nodig zijn Mr. Green

14. spiderke

di. 1 mei. '07 - 10:37

Baby

haha zalig Laughing

15. Wout-R

di. 1 mei. '07 - 10:40

Bevruchte Eicel

woehahahahah Mr. Green

16. Bi-Atch

di. 1 mei. '07 - 10:42

Bevruchte Eicel

loooooooooooooooool da word probere ze Mr. Green

17. jekkeske

di. 1 mei. '07 - 11:05

Bevruchte Eicel

haha waar ga ik nen 8jarigen bengel vinde haha

18. Borat

di. 1 mei. '07 - 11:30

Bevruchte Eicel

strijk

19. SkullHead

di. 1 mei. '07 - 11:42

Foetus

0wn3d

20. gangsta123

di. 1 mei. '07 - 12:05

Bevruchte Eicel

schoon bedacht

21. The man with the plan

di. 1 mei. '07 - 12:08

Afgestudeerde

Quote:

NOTE - Only 1 child was harmed in the writing of this article.

hehehe

22. uni.bam

di. 1 mei. '07 - 12:24

Peuter

jah das wel leuk... ma nie zo leukvoe die keinn denk ik dan Smile

23. montey

di. 1 mei. '07 - 12:41

Embryo

lol da gaak es uittesten Razz

24. bjoerk

di. 1 mei. '07 - 12:49

Volgewassene

om gdas gewoon geweldig Mr. Green

25. josken7

di. 1 mei. '07 - 13:50

Spermacel

haha

lol

26. --Maverick--

di. 1 mei. '07 - 15:11

Peuter

margi

27. thatrealblackmusic

di. 1 mei. '07 - 15:16

Puber

omfg zaaaaaalig Mr. Green

uberpost
10+favo
en die note ^^

28. base jumper

di. 1 mei. '07 - 15:18

Peuter

montey schreef:

lol da gaak es uittesten Razz

met 2

nice

29. stinkeurt

wo. 2 mei. '07 - 15:46

Embryo

10+favo hahahahahahahahhahahah

30. silverstone

wo. 2 mei. '07 - 16:13

Spermacel

nice

31. spermaroni

wo. 2 mei. '07 - 19:42

Bevruchte Eicel

grappig maar waarom heb je daar 2 volwassenen voor nodig

32. kitsch

do. 3 mei. '07 - 18:22

Baby

idioot


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